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pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

pray4salvation:

ouyangdan:

georgetakei:

Slow. Clap. http://ift.tt/1euhu0D

favorite linguist joke and i will never not reblog it

HA

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— 5 hours ago with 119674 notes

kgm42986:

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

These are WONDERFUL

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— 5 hours ago with 115455 notes

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

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— 6 hours ago with 342441 notes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

I would let anyone on that police force arrest me anytime I mean hot daYum

— 6 hours ago with 91820 notes

lifesgoingoutofstyle:

bloodandholywater:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I stopped reciting the pledge in the 8th grade and still remember each class i got kicked out of for doing so. (it was four. over the course of 5 years)

I used to always get weirded out when they would make us say the pledge

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— 23 hours ago with 88526 notes