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fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

(via the-pietriarchy)

— 9 minutes ago with 59176 notes

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via dingoes-atemybaby)

— 5 hours ago with 133529 notes
"I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies"
— 5 hours ago with 101112 notes
"quote me out of context a lot after i die"
jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

(via forgetmenotblues)

— 7 hours ago with 38730 notes

butterflyspock:

before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it 

(via dingoes-atemybaby)

— 8 hours ago with 7531 notes

theuppityzombie:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

person annoying you?

refill their bladder

image

(via frizzyhairedfabulous)

— 9 hours ago with 357441 notes